sup fool this is rowdy kyle farnsworth barken at yer sorry ass. well after i quit the baseball things i decided to go to the nfl so here is my story up to this point, where i have just finished my first minicamp.

Kyle (number 47) handles the pass rush during minicamp.

first let me tell you abouts my family. my dad is a baker who puts lots a alcahol in his food, and he also sings carryokey, so yeah theres a reason im weird like thats. my mom was a runway model and shes really smart. i dont take after her except the sexyness thing you know.

enough about that, im here to talk about my career. growen up in kansas with my brother jeff taught me how to attack peoples. now it all comes in handey on the football field. i playt some football in college at abraham baldwin agricultural in georgia. i think i can still do it. so here is my story.

first i signt an agent, biff rosenfeld. he likes to represent guys from smaller schools and such, well thats definitely me, i bet nobodys ever heard of tifton georgia or abac. than i encountered interviewers. i want people to like me so i tryt not to act like the ass that i am. it was hard, but oh well.

then came the workouts. they made me run the 40, bench press, and a fullback drill. my first workout was with buffalo. i ran a 5.96, not my best but oh well. 5 on the bench press. then in the fullback drill i pullt a reggie bush. i ran right, then turned around and ran left 35 yards for the touchdown. even dick jaron clappt. apparently i did really good on that one.

next was denver comen a callen, 5.77 on the 40 was much improvt. only 3 on the bench press. i did pretty good at the drill too. after this one i saw on tv some guy with huge black hair say i was helpen my draft stock. i still dont know who he was, but his head lookt like a watermelen.

next was this beeyoth woman interview that i had to do, tryen to get me to say somethen stupid. asken me like if i had attitude issues and if i was in the same class as reggie bush. of course im not im a freaken fullback and reggie bush is a runnen back lady have you ever watched a football game in yer life. anyway, the iq test was next and i got an 80 percent, the questions were really retarted but i wont get into that.

2 more workouts, one more with a team and the nfl combine. the team was the browns, whom i hate, so i half assed this one. 5.99 on the 40, 5 bench press, and didnt do that great on teh drill. then after practice just to make sure they didnt draft me i told romeo crennell that i thought his team suckt. hopefully they stay away from me.

then the nfl combine, where i suited up for the patriots. i hope they take me, id win them a super bowl. unfortunately it was my worst workout, only 6.30 on the 40 and they only counted one of my bench presses. wtf. luckily i redemmed myself with the drill, then it was all waiten.

finally draft day came and i was taken in the 4th round, 127th overall by seattle. i was shocked, i mean theyve got mac strong n all but oh well. they told me my youth was giving me an edge over him. im thrilled tho because were super bowl favorites, but if that madden curse hits alexander im freaken asken for a trade.