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Dynasty Wizard :: UNC Charlotte Forty Niners Dynasty| The Niner Volume 1 Issue 3 |
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UNCC announces Recruiting
Director
He has a past that you could
call, "Different"
After
four weeks of watching our Niners get humiliated each and every time
they step out onto the field, the Administration and Coach Knotts
thought that it was time that they step up the recruiting efforts to
make the upcoming seasons a little easier on the team, and on the few
remaining fans we have. The first step in doing this was to
fire the original recruiting director Billy Swain. Swain had
not been doing his job, and it was rumored that there was no recruits
interested in the school.
The
school was looking for a hard working man. The school was
looking for a man that would be brave enough to have his job interview
at his house, albiet a cramped RV outside of a Bojangles. The
school was looking for a man that is curtious enough to gain the
recruits trust, but slick enough to get him to commit. The
school was looking for a man that, claims to have been abducted by
Aliens?
 Yes, the
new reruiting director is the one, the only, Herman
P. Sherman.
Three days after he was hired, he sat down with The Niner for
an interview.
The
Niner: Nice to
have you with us Mr., Sherman it is right?
Herman
P. Sherman: Yes,
that is my name, it used to be Fred Galignite, but I chnaged it after I
was abducted by aliens.
TN: Hold on
one moment, did you just say abducted by Aliens?
HPS: Yes, I
did. It happened on the night of June 22nd. I was
walking towards a light, looked up, and it was like I was floating in
the air. Then I saw a wierd-shaped head, and I blacked out.
TN: Have
you ever been in a mental institution?
HPS: No I
have not! Well, unless you count that one time in Montana... well no.
Why do you ask.
TN: Oh,
umm.. We ask everyone that. Part of your interview.
But back to your job, what can you tell us about some of the
potential recruits you have seen since you started?
HPS: Why
certainly. There is this kid named Joe Turner, and he has
blazing speed as a wide reciever. Then there is Paul Johnson,
an amazing halfback who has us as his top school. Then there
is quarterback Kasey Shelby. He is a poor man's Vince Young.
But there is something strange about these three.
They all had something in their profile that said they were
"three stars". It might be they are aliens from a galaxy with
three stars, I mean that's where the aliens that abducted me were from.
TN: You
don't know what a three star prospect is? Why did they hire you to
recruit?
HPS: Chill
out my brother, it's just a little Alien humor.
TN: Well,
thank you for sitting down with us today. It has been
interesting.
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